I was hauled off to the Student Council room.
The officers were sitting at their desks, watching me as if they were interviewing me.
The morning agenda of the Student Council meeting seemed to be me, Kim Sanghyuk. "Sit." This is my defendant's seat.
It was a pretty good life!
There were still too many things I didn't know to give up. "You've got some nerve." I sat down nicely as I was told, though? "I thought I told you I'd kill you myself if I saw you again." She's really scary. It doesn't feel like an empty threat, because she seems more than capable of doing it.
Then, one of the female officers raised her arm. "Um, President!"
"What is it, Evangeline?"
"Was Sanghyuk always this handsome? I didn't know!"
"The Backstory Forum is buzzing about the Student Council President being seen with a handsome guy who's a perfect match for her!"
"Both of you, shut up."
"Yesss......" Student Council President? Is this woman the Student Council President?
What the hell did I do to get on the list of guys the Student Council President wants to kill?
I could see some people joking around, but when the Student Council President spoke, everyone paid attention. "We will begin the trial." The president looked down at me as if I were an insect. "Don't worry. I won't be negligent in my efforts to get you expelled." ...Expulsion is not an option.
I don't know the physical age of this new body, but I, Kim Sanghyuk, am not a high school student going through puberty.
I know enough to know that it's dangerous to deviate from the set rails in a world I don't know well.
And that I need to stick my ass to this huge Academy, if only to become a respectable Oppa to my pretty younger sisters. "You have a defiant look in your eyes."
"It's a misunderstanding. My eyes are innocently open!" The officers chuckled at my disciplined appearance. "......You must have been able to reach a smooth agreement with the victim in that way, too." I guess I look handsome even in the Student Council President's eyes.
But an agreement? There's a victim? "Evangeline, recite Kim Sanghyuk's demerit record. Kim Sanghyuk, you may refute anything that is different from the truth." Alright, bring it on! I'll refute anything! "Okay~ Let's see. The incident where he was caught spraying semen on the equipment, clothes, and underwear of fellow student, Hena." A photo of the evidence appears.
I'm already out?
A cold sweat ran down my spine. "Walking the hallway with women's underwear on his head." Me? "Bringing in a pornographic magazine and sharing it with a classmate, saying there was a woman who looked like the Student Council President." I felt the Student Council President's brow furrow.
Why are they all so creepy...... "He's even been caught peeping in the women's restroom? I didn't expect that from you, Sanghyuk..." He managed to survive without getting expelled.
I was thinking about how to get through this crisis.
But there's evidence clearly proving the facts being displayed on something similar to a beam projector.
There was a picture of me that I didn't even know about. Audio evidence is also presented. - Hey, doesn't Lizna look like the Student Council President? Look at this. Silver hair and natural big boobs!
- I can't resist the Student Council President's ass, it's the perfect ass optimized for an Academy onahole! Woohoo!! 'Oh, shit, saying those lines in my voice...' In addition, a string of ridiculous misdemeanors were listed.
There were eighteen instances of being cited for improper attire alone. "Kim Sanghyuk. Is there anything different from the truth, in your opinion?"
"No." There's no way out.
The evidence is too perfect.
It's valid enough to make me a criminal ten times over. "Is this today's strategy, to pretend to be innocent and remorseful?"
"It's not like that..." Sigh...
Suddenly, I felt tired of everything.
Why should I have to earnestly argue when I didn't even do it in the first place?
Would I even be innocent if I argued? It's a setting prepared by the Eroge Goddess. Here, if the Goddess sets it that way, even things that didn't happen can happen. That's exactly what was happening now.
Wasn't the Goddess supposed to be on my side? Why did it turn out like this?
If I think about it seriously, I could quickly figure out the reason. '...Because it's an eroge.' Come to think of it, there are plenty of reasons why the protagonist has to be a delinquent.
Because the protagonist is the subject of all kinds of perverted acts against the heroines in the game. Wouldn't it be weird if I had my personality?
Therefore, this forced, stuffy event isn't designed for me to earnestly argue and regain my honor. 'She said she completely eliminated the difficulty of the game.' Isn't the Student Council President a heroine, too?
For me right now, the way out is surprisingly simple. With 'Lucky Sukebe' activated, I can bend this ridiculous reality to my will.
Then, this whole frame-up designed to make me look like a criminal will vanish, replaced by the Student Council President's pussy re-education. The beautiful female officers of the Student Council will become like my secondary trophies.
That's how the collection grows, one more trophy at a time. My Academy harem life begins. "There is no place for you in the Academy. Kim Sanghyuk." The Student Council President looked down at me with cold eyes. "Leave. We'll take care of the procedures."
"Why didn't you kick me out sooner?"
"Because the women you harmed didn't want you to be punished. But if you show your face in the Academy again, it's a different story." I don't have much time.
......To overcome this bullshit point. Is rape the only option?
Will this elegant Student Council President also cling to me and show affection like Serena?
The 'Lucky Sukebe' skill flickers before my eyes. It's tempting me, saying I can bring her to her knees at any time. [Would you like to activate (Super Powerful) Lucky Sukebe?] This system message?
Eroge Goddess? [★Chance to mass-produce pretty Academy-made onaholes★] Twinkle, twinkle.
Cheap neon signs shine and dazzle my eyes, but everyone seems oblivious. "Focus on the situation at hand! You're distracted!" Ugh!
The Student Council President grabbed my hair and glared at me from the front. "Your family, Stella and Serena, are all honor students, but what are you? Aren't you ashamed to see your younger sisters who have grown up so well despite having trash like you?" Don't provoke me.
The 'Eroge Goddess' SD version character is circling my eyes like a fly in a hologram, pointing to the system message. [Chance to bang the Academy's hottest girl♡ the Student Council President with the big ass and make her into an onahole♡] 'Ugh...' "Don't think expulsion is the end. You trash. I'll take you to the Correctional Headquarters myself. You'll only be released after completing the 300-hour Sexual Offender Villain Prevention Education." 300 hours of service...
I felt dizzy at those words. [Never has there been such an easy pussy!]
[Get the haughty Student Council President's pussy right now! Lucky Sukebe makes it immediately available!] 'Damn it.' "If you have something to say, say it. But choose carefully. It could be the last thing you say." I wonder if the Student Council President knows what I'm holding back.
The Eroge Goddess is saying, 'You can make everyone here into an onahole! Poopoo!' and trying to get my attention, but I'm desperately trying to ignore it.
I'm holding back. [Oishikunare~ Moe moe kyun on the Student Council President's pussy!] [TL] Oishikunare Moe Moe Kyun is a maid chant to make food taste better. [/TL] 'Hooooooo...' Pfft, ah, really.
I can't get serious no matter how hard I try to be. This damn Goddess!
My cheek muscles are twitching from trying not to laugh. Please stop. Where are you writing these vulgar lines?
I'm so embarrassed by the Goddess's creepy approach that I can't even make eye contact with the Student Council President.
I'm so glad I'm the only one who can see it. At least, when I realized that there was someone who knew I was innocent and was looking down on this whole situation, I felt a little relieved.
Even if it's an eroge, a false accusation is too much. Goddess. [Right now, the Student Council President's pussy, which has a 500% compatibility with your dick, is free!]
[Onahole Quest (New!)]
[Collect Student Council President Isabella as your personal onahole (0/1)]
[Difficulty S(crossed out) None]
[Prerequisite Quest(crossed out) None]
[Prerequisite Quest 2(crossed out) None]
[Prerequisite Quest 3(crossed out) None]
[Rarity ??] How much do you want to get me out of this situation?
I feel like laughing when I think there's someone who can't stand my false accusation more than I can.
Yeah. I think I was too serious about the set rails and stuff. My backing is the Goddess, and she wants me to be the eroge hero who changed course to a harem.
She's not someone who can comfortably watch my life go to ruin.
So, there's a way out no matter where I go. Thinking that way made me feel very comfortable.
Eroge hero? Hehe, who decided that? Fuck that!
I'll do 'whatever I want.' "I have nothing to say. Thank you for the 300-hour Sexual Offender Villain Prevention Education."
"What? Thank you?"
"......?" The officers looked at me in surprise.
Even the cold-hearted Student Council President seemed quite surprised by my nonchalant attitude. "You're quite different from last time." Was there a disciplinary committee last time, too? Then a difference in attitude is inevitable.
Whatever, I'll just live 300 hours as punishment for letting my younger sister give me a handjob. Are you watching? Eroge Goddess? "It's actually a crime worthy of death, but you're giving the chance to be reformed, so I'm grateful. I also want to sincerely apologize to Ms. Hena, who was harmed because of me."
"Don't try to be clever. Do you think I'll let you near the victim? You're expelled as of today."
"That's even better. I don't remember anyway, and I don't really have a way to sincerely apologize."
"You don't remember? What is this..."
"Go ahead, take me away. Student Council President."
"......" Flinch.
The all-powerful Student Council President took a step back. "300 hours. I will complete it. Please isolate me from society as soon as possible." Have you ever seen an eroge protagonist like this?
I smiled inwardly at that moment. Everything stopped as if time had stopped.
And the blonde Goddess appeared and grabbed my waist. "Agh! What are you dooooing!!"
"Hahaha."
"Crazy! Crazy! There's no eroge protagonist who receives sexual offender prevention education!"
"Here he is!! Hurry up and unfreeze time. I'm a criminal who needs to be caught by the Student Council President and corrected!"
"Uwaah! Crazy. I guess everyone who watches pure love stories is crazy!" The Eroge Goddess grabbed my collar and pleaded. "There's no difficulty in capturing them! You just have to want to do it!"
"I do what I want."
"Who looks for pure love in an eroge!"
"It's harder to find lost honor, I wonder if the prison floor will be cold."
"Ugh! Do you really want me to die of guilt!?"
"Come! Sweet Sexual Offender Prevention Education!" In the end, the Lady Goddess did a dogeza again.

Please Isolate Me from Society Quickly (Urgent)