* -Hey who's that?
-Dunno but he's amazing
-Holy shit he's so hot
-Someone go ask his name is he a transfer student??
-Isn't that Kim Sanghyuk? Look, he's with Hena
-That's Kim Sanghyuk? What the fuck happened to him? Etsol Academy's 2-F girls' group chat was buzzing.
Meanwhile, Sanghyuk's new appearance was such a hot topic among the female students that they wondered if he was a transfer student.
Girls even came from the next class, and the class after that, and the class after that just to see his face. Though they all pretended not to be interested with prim expressions, they'd already scanned him with their side-eyes. -Wow I wanna fucking lick from his forehead to his collarbone slurp slurp
-Isn't he that no-talent D-rank?
-Dunno but fuck I'd be his pong girl if he asked
-Like he'd make you his pong lol SS-rank hunter girls will be all over him [TL] Pong girl is slang for being someone's casual hookup.[/TL] Yuuna sighed looking at the group chat.
These didn't seem like proper conversations befitting students of a prestigious academy.
Young male and female students receiving hunter training at the academy. Beautiful people draw attention wherever they go. Though Yuuna wasn't gossiping crudely like the others, still.
She couldn't help but be drawn to this male student who suddenly appeared without even wearing a uniform.
He was handsome. Extremely handsome. She was confident she'd have a heart attack if she met his eyes. Even in his casually thrown-on clothes, you could tell he had a good body. 'Ah, no. Don't peek. I'm not a pervert.' Everyone was just waiting for an opportunity.
A chance to brush past Sanghyuk, a chance to talk to Sanghyuk, a chance to get involved with Sanghyuk.
If he were a transfer student, they could at least go talk to him. He's too handsome to approach.
Only Hena, chatting with him like they were close, seemed like the most special existence in this classroom. 'Is he dating Hena?' Though Sanghyuk seemed to take care of Hena, they didn't appear to be dating.
Yuuna was already imagining herself beside him, taking care of him.
Sanghyuk had already become everyone's imaginary boyfriend. 'Ahem.' That's when it happened.
During class, the 「Light of Awakening」 enveloped Sanghyuk.
Talent awakenings often happen suddenly. It was a joyous occasion.
Even the teacher paused the lesson to watch. "Congratulations, Student Sanghyuk." 'Is it happening now?' Just as Yuuna thought that.
Students swarmed around Sanghyuk.
It was surprising how many had been waiting for this. "Wow! Congratulations!"
"What's your talent? I'm curious."
"Tell us!" 'I want to make my presence known too...' Yuuna could only feel regretful.
Her seat was far. Though Yuuna's seat was by the window in the first row,
Sanghyuk's seat was second from the back near the right classroom entrance. The seat in front of Hena. "Onahole Collector?"
"What kind of talent is Onahole Collector?"
"Does this talent actually exist?"
"This is insane. Holy shit!"
"Onahole Man! Onahole Man!" Suddenly the classroom became noisy discussing Sanghyuk's talent. 'Onahole? What's an onahole?' "What a stupid-ass talent. Are you gonna be a future adult shop owner?" Dihilit Ade from the same class sneered.
Though Sanghyuk was smiling awkwardly, the atmosphere suddenly turned cold. "Hey, that's... going too far."
"Oh, sorry if that offended you? I'm just someone who speaks whatever comes to mind." Dihilit Ade.
He was from a noble magic family possessing 「Fire」, one of the highest-ranked elemental talents.
He continued his mockery with snake-like eyes, seemingly displeased with Sanghyuk. "Must be tough for you, right? D-rank non-combat type. And what, Onahole Collector? Wow. Your life is totally over."
"Hey!!" Yuuna couldn't hold back.
Though she was sitting far away listening, she was the first to step up. "Who are you to look down on non-combat talents? He could become an excellent craftsman!"
"An excellent onahole craftsman?"
"Yeah! So what?"
"Yuuna..." Though other female students tried to stop Yuuna, she wouldn't stop.
It was clear who the bad guy was!
In times like this, F-class rep position, Nakamori Yuuna doesn't hold back. "B-rank hunter bitch should know when to butt in."
"Well this B-rank hunter bitch knows hunters who disrespect craftsmen die early!"
"What, so you'd use an onahole if he made one?" Yuuna only knew one thing right now.
I don't want to lose this argument to this jerk! "Yeah!" Yuuna thrust out her large chest proudly and declared. "If Sanghyuk makes an excellent onahole, I'll use it! What's wrong with that?"
"Pf, pfft!" Dihilit and his gang started laughing hysterically. "Puhahaha!"
"Hehehe, fuck. What an amazing couple."
"Onahole Princess to go with Onahole Man?"
"She said she'd use an onahole herself. Hey. That's something."
"A girl using that would be wild though." ...Girls can't use them? "W-whatever it is, onaholes aren't something to make fun of! Teacher, say something!" Yuuna's tone was weakening.
Her eyes met Sanghyuk's. Had she made a mistake? "Yuuna, Student Sanghyuk. Do you both know what an onahole is?"
"Yes." Sanghyuk answered calmly. "It's a male masturbation device." Yuuna swallowed hard. Dihilit's gang was about to pass out from laughter.
Having realized the truth, Yuuna stepped back. "Th-That kind of." Talent, Onahole Collector. "Why would you collect those!" Yuuna ran out of the classroom with bright red cheeks. "Uhahaha!"
"Exit the Onahole Princess." That was the moment Yuuna's nickname became Onahole Princess. * Out of nowhere, I became the academy's Onahole Man.
I, Kim Sanghyuk, just officially confirmed my status as the protagonist of goddess-certified 「OnaAca」. "Wow! Congratulations!"
"What's your talent? I'm curious."
"Tell us!" Since everyone seemed to know what was happening, I couldn't make up a lie.
I hesitated briefly, but told them exactly what I saw. "Onahole Collector." Female students who didn't know what an 「Onahole」 was repeated after me.
The guys were stirring.
Soon after, the classroom erupted. "Onahole Collector?"
"What kind of talent is Onahole Collector?"
"Does this talent actually exist?"
"This is insane. Holy shit!"
"Onahole Man! Onahole Man!" 'I'm doomed.' Though I was smiling on the outside, my mental state was greatly shaken.
My first goal was to get a proper, respectable job.
But with a talent like Onahole Collector...... Getting a job that my two sisters and future wife could be proud of seems impossibly difficult now.
What kind-hearted woman would even talk to an Onahole Man?
That's when. "Who are you to look down on non-combat talents? He could become an excellent craftsman!" A female student blindly defending me caught my eye.
Looking at her face, she's 100% a heroine, with brown hair and blue eyes giving off a somewhat plain impression.
But 'plainness' is sometimes another word for 'exceptionally pretty'. Especially in an eroge world like this. "What, so you'd use an onahole if he made one?" She continued energetically, her thick eyebrows filled with righteousness and meddlesomeness. "If Sanghyuk makes an excellent onahole, I'll use it! What's wrong with that?" 'She doesn't know what an onahole is.'
Though her intentions were good, she misunderstood where to apply her argument, causing the debate to fly off in a strange direction.
Cute. Our eyes met.
Clear blue eyes that seem to shout 「I'll protect you! Don't worry!」
Though this misunderstanding was regrettable, she was such a lovable girl. "Yuuna, Student Sanghyuk. Do you both know what an onahole is?"
"Yes." Since Hena was also tugging at my collar asking 'What's an onahole?', I just said it straight out. "It's a male masturbation device." The teacher displayed a sample with a hologram for us to see.
Pink silicon jiggling like jelly.
Though slightly pixelated, its purpose could be easily guessed from its shape modeled after female genitalia. Jiggle jiggle. "This is an onahole." The hologram onahole jiggled at the teacher's touch.
It was an almost cruelly detailed explanation for the girl who stood up for me. "Kyaaah...!"
"Kya!!" The F-class girls screamed primly as if they didn't know.
You're all old enough to know... all of you...
Meanwhile. "It's cute~" Even after seeing what it looked like, Hena still seemed not to understand its true purpose.
...She's the real deal. Picture-perfect innocence. "Why would you collect those!" Unable to endure the humiliation, the female student ran out.
...She'll be kicking herself under the covers for a while.
What will happen to me? Will I really end up as a future adult shop owner? "Talent's important, Sanghyuk, but the skills you develop from it are just as crucial."
"What kind of skills could derive from Onahole Collector?"
"Hmm, usually collection-type talents develop in ways that let you identify good materials, discover hidden abilities in materials, and enhance them." I see.
To summarize, "So you're saying I can identify good onaholes, discover hidden abilities in onaholes, and enhance onaholes?"
"That's right." The teacher didn't crack a laugh.
She probably didn't show the onahole as a joke either. "Because talent has an enormous influence on a person's future career choice. You should think carefully about your role in the academy."
"Yes..."
"Alright, everyone back to your seats." Though the students laughed frivolously,
because this talent was my reality, only the teacher explained it seriously.
I guess talent awakening is that significant an event for academy students. To the point of determining the rest of their life... "Sanghyuk?" Hena called me worriedly.
Did I look upset? [Acquired Skill 『Onahole Aptitude Detection』!]
[Hena Isis]
[Conquest Difficulty - None][Onahole Aptitude SS-rank]
[Virgin][Underwear - Sexy mint-colored set with lace]
[Onahole Trait(★) - Perverted body that won't let cum build up]
[The one and only childhood friend onahole who always stayed by Kim Sanghyuk's side despite his misdeeds. Excellent voluptuous figure and sturdy thighs. Possesses unrivaled royal mammaries] "Are you okay? Want to touch my breasts during break?"
"I told you to stop that."
"......You just, looked down..." ......I must have looked quite energetic when touching her breasts. "I'm just hungry. Let's eat together later." Hena blushed shyly and covered her chest. "M-Milk... isn't coming out yet...... but I'll try my best..."
"......" Not that kind of food...
This is dizzying.
Is it really okay to keep playing this game? * Lunch time.
Having moved to the cafeteria with Hena, I waited my turn behind the students lined up at the kiosk. "Is that him?"
"The second-year Onahole Man."
"What a great hero." I was already feeling my fame. 'Do they use student IDs like credit cards?' Beep. [Student ID functions have been suspended. Please contact the Student Council] Beep. [Student ID functions have been suspended. Please contact the Student Council] No, Madam President? The ban hasn't been lifted?
Am I going to starve at this rate? Beep. [Hena.C-rank. Authentication complete] "Hena?" My savior, Hena, suddenly emerged from below me, swiped her card and held it out to me. "This..."
"Can you use it?"
"Yes, but please return it within 2 weeks this time......?"
"......One meal is enough." I don't understand why I would have extorted money from her when there was nothing to bully her about.
The eroge is the eroge and I am me.
I need to find a way to make money. That's what I was thinking in that moment. "I want... udon..." A nice smell wafted from beside Hena.
Mixed with a faint shampoo scent was... should I call it a body scent? I want to keep smelling it.
Plus Hena gets prettier the more I look at her. It's almost a shame her bangs cover her eyes. '......' Underwear.
I had the illusion of seeing Hena's mint-colored bra showing through her uniform. '...Get it together.' Hena's defenselessness isn't good for mental health.
Especially for a healthy body that gets hard at every opportunity. "What you got... is different from usual?"
"My tastes changed." Hena chose udon, I chose the pork cutlet set.
Together they cost 5 coins. Seems to be this world's currency. "Here, have some pork cutlet."
"I-I'm fine."
"I'm giving it because I'm grateful. I'll definitely pay you back for the meal too."
"Friends don't have to pay back borrowed money......" Hena... "That's what... Sanghyuk always said..." ......
(While borrowing money from friends) Friends don't need to pay each other back!
I was a complete asshole, wasn't I? "Some friendships need clear give and take. I'll definitely pay you back."
"...If you say so." Hena divided some of her udon into a small bowl and handed it to me. "Here..." Such a kind-hearted girl.
It's really sad that the game has to describe her as a 「Cum something perverted body」. "Ah. Hena, do you know my phone's unlock pattern?" To learn about this world, the phone would be fastest.
Hena raised her eyes while eating her udon, and stayed still as if choosing her words. "I forgot the pattern."
"Let me try." Oh, it unlocked. Amazing childhood friend! [Stella]
- Hey, idiot.
[Stella]
- What the hell are you doing at school
[Stella]
- Onahole? What's this nonsense about From the start, my sister's (the blonde one) savage messages popped up at the top.
Word spreads fast......
I should reply first, right? - It's my talent apparently, Onahole Collector Oh. Read in 1 second. [Stella]
- You're embarrassing me just die already ...I need to establish some family discipline but.
It doesn't seem like it'll be easy. - You shouldn't talk to your oppa like that I try teaching her with nice words again. [Stella]
- You're only an Oppa if you act like one, don't come home. I'll kill you if you do
[Stella]
- Hey idiot, why aren't you answering? I said I'll kill you if you come. Not joking ......What did Original Sanghyuk do to make her so desperate to kill her oppa?
This hatred I can feel even through messages is real. It didn't seem like it would be easily resolved like the student council event.
I should meet her face to face to talk. "Sanghyuk. Here."
"Hm?" Hena, having finished her meal, brought over a cup of water. "Thanks." [Serena]
- (Photo showing cleavage with uniform pulled down) Cheer up oppa♡ "Pfft!!" That's not quite the kind of support I wanted......
These sisters of mine are so extreme. 'Etsol Academy app?' In the afternoon, I focused on investigating the academy app.
It had an anonymous community for enrolled students called the 'Backstory Forum'. 'So that's how the rumors spread.' -Onahole Man spotted in cafeteria
-Wow he's so hot......
-From today my dream is to be an onahole, oppa!!
-Is this for real? He's insanely handsome
-What's an onahole??
ㄴLook it up if you don't know haha This backstory forum seems to have no censorship given its intense level. -Onahole Princess Yuuna
-Savage
-Why do these comments smell?
-D-rank male scum are disgusting
ㄴMaybe that's because you're a D-rank bitch? ......Onahole Princess.
That seems to be Yuuna's new nickname. With about 300 upvotes, it was already mainstream. 'She probably won't come near me for a while.' No, with a nickname like Onahole Princess stuck to a female student, it'd be good if she doesn't take a leave of absence.
Breaking my expectations, "...Let's talk while we walk." At the end of school.
Onahole Princess Yuuna spoke while loading her bag onto the back of my bicycle.

I've Become the Onahole Man of the Academy! (1)