She's talking to me here?
It's obvious we'll be gossiped about as the Onahole Man & Onahole Princess set menu, isn't it?
I don't care. Now that my talent has been exposed as 'Onahole Collector', I have no honor left to protect. But she must have a lot to lose.
Her ears are red like lava. Just from me looking at her, they were getting even redder in real-time. "...Okay." Once we left the academy and students became sparse, Yuuna spoke first. "Sorry about earlier."
"For what?"
"Because I ran away, it made your talent look ridiculous." You endured the humiliation of being paired up as a set menu just to apologize for that?
Though honestly, I'd probably laugh too if my friend's awakened ability was Onahole Collector.
I hadn't even dwelled on the fact that Yuuna ran away. "You can laugh if it's funny. It is ridiculous."
"That's not true! Any talent can become good if nurtured well. Though that Dihilit bastard wouldn't understand."
"Is that what you waited to tell me?" Nod nod.
Yuuna explained why she gathered her courage. "I felt like I'd never be able to talk to you if I didn't do it today." Mm, that makes sense. "So, I'm sorry."
"It's fine. I wasn't hurt. I didn't even pay attention to what that Dihilit guy was saying." I only just learned his name was Dihilit. "You were the bravest one there weren't you?"
"I jumped in without knowing much..."
"I was moved."
"D-Don't embarrass me!" Oh, this is a nice atmosphere.
Feelings of wanting to date are sprouting vigorously.
......Yeah! This is what I wanted! I wanted to get away from stuff like pussy pounding and onaholes. "Kim Sanghyuk. Haven't you changed a lot from before?"
"I hear that a lot." And I expect to keep hearing it.
Yuuna smiles brightly while patting my back with a 'pang'. "Come to the Academy often!" It was a classmate moment of worrying about a student refusing to attend. [「Onahole Aptitude Detection」 activated] Ah! Wait!
Stop!! Don't show me! [Nakamori Yuuna]
[Conquest Difficulty - ̶C̶ None][Onahole Aptitude A-rank]
[Virgin][Underwear - White panties with prominent V-line]
[Onahole Trait(★) - Nationwide erection warning! An energetic onahole that endlessly boosts your vigor♡]
[Class F representative. Personality that likes taking care of others and can't stand injustice, honest with emotions! An onahole whose charm point is her cheerful appeal and smile. Bigger breasts than they appear] 'I didn't want to know...' Whether it's underwear or whatever.
I didn't want to know the onahole aptitude of a female student I just met...... Why don't eroge creators understand how important the 'mystery' of the opposite sex is? 'Still, about boosting vigor...... how much?' If Hena has a body that drains energy, is Yuuna the opposite...?
A body that makes you want to do it again and again?
If I wasn't careful, I felt like I might get an erection right in front of Yuuna. "......Did you just use a skill on me?" Gulp. Did she notice? "What is it? What what what?" Yuuna moved closer to me. "It's a new skill you learned, right? That one!"
"......Onahole Aptitude Detection."
"Ona... pfft! Wait! Why are you using that on me?!"
"It happened automatically."
"Nothing would come up using something like that on a person. Dummy."
"......" Yuuna's gaze gradually became strange. "......Nothing came up, right?"
"Well..." ......What should I say?
While I was pondering, having entered territory where I could no longer be honest,
Yuuna kept pressing me. "What's my aptitude? Surely not D-rank?" D-rank seems to be hated everywhere. "A-rank."
"...What else?"
"It says you're an onahole with notable cheerful charm..." I told her.
The atmosphere instantly became weird. "I guess... that's better than a low rank..."
"Um... probably."
"......Ah! Don't misunderstand, I'm not saying I'll be your onahole!" I didn't make such a cheerfully insane misunderstanding...... "The skill just activated on its own." Probably reacting to heroines, I guess. "As expected, getting a respectable job with this kind of talent seems impossible."
"No, why are you saying such sad things......"
"Sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable."
"I'm fine! You didn't mean anything bad by it, so whatever! Finding out I have an A-rank talent I didn't know about feels like a total win!" It was truly an energy-boosting, sun-like smile.
Yuuna grabbed my hand I tried to leave. "Wait!"
"Yes?"
"There's a gravity wave ahead!" Gravity wave?
Indeed, the space ahead was warped strangely. Like some kind of lens refraction effect was applied.
Is this what they call a 'gravity wave'......
According to the wiki, localized anomalous gravity waves are observed in areas where dungeons appear. Seeing it in person was surprising. [「Perception.Red」 activated]
[D-rank Dungeon]
[#3319. Goblin Tribe][Rarity D][Reward D][Irregularity D]
[No maximum participant limit] "......A D-rank dungeon."
"Oh. You could tell just from the gravity wave? You must study hard?" 'No...' I stayed quiet since it felt awkward to say it was thanks to the special skill from the Goddess. "With white wave pattern anomalous gravity waves, we should be fine handling it ourselves."
"Without reporting it?" I thought reporting dungeon discoveries outside the academy was standard.
From the wiki. "We should take it ourselves! It's a chance to earn coins." Seems like just taking it is the sweet deal.
Yuuna firmly grabbed my hand and pulled me along. Still with that refreshing smile. "I'll see if your talent is useful, so come with me!" [Participating in Dungeon]
[Participants - Nakamori Yuuna, Kim Sanghyuk] ...It's like being asked on a date.
Led by Yuuna who spoke as if inviting me to an amusement park, I step into the anomalous gravity wave.
It was dizzying when all the surrounding scenery warped, and when I opened my eyes, we were in a forest. "Yuuna!?"
"I'm right here." Yuuna was right beside me.
Already in combat stance with her sword drawn. "How surprising. So it really is D-rank?" The tone was slightly condescending.
Yeah, this is my first time in a dungeon. "As an Etsol Academy student, you shouldn't be discouraged by something like this."
"You seem experienced?"
"Of course. I'm a B-rank hunter after all. Just trust and follow this noona." B-rank.
Due to the impression given by the letter B, I'm not sure if it's something to be amazed by or not.
What's certain is that the combination of school uniform and blade is something I've only seen in B-movies. And...
Maybe because the actress is pretty, but it suited her incredibly well. "Why are you staring blankly?"
"I'll trust and follow noona."
"......I-I was joking. Don't take it so seriously!"
"But I don't think my talent will be helpful."
"We never know what kind of clues we might find." Yuuna said while scanning the surroundings. "The fastest growth happens right after talent awakening." Combat methods using onaholes...
Is that what she means I should develop? 'I have no idea how.' For now, I decided to follow Yuuna. 'I wonder if the bicycle couldn't come with us...' My belongings... fortunately my smartphone is still here.
But it wouldn't work once we got here.
Not just 'no service', but literally wouldn't work at all. "What's wrong with it?"
"You really don't know anything, do you?"
"...Would the A-rank onahole teacher please educate me?"
"...Pfft. Did I hurt your pride?" Knowing there was no malice, I joked back.
Yuuna seemed to be enjoying this situation, giggling. "The more complex a machine is, the easier it breaks in dungeons."
"Complex machine... that's a vague standard." A smartphone is definitely a complex machine. "What about guns?"
"Those break too. Maybe not tiny pistols, but small arms have at least a 5% chance of malfunction." 5%...?
Does that mean there's a 5% chance of jamming or something while shooting and you're fucked? 'Seems like a space where certain rules are enforced.' Just like a game world.
......A game within a game? "One sword is enough here. Let's go." ......Heh.
Isekai academy students live spectacularly. Even their lines are extraordinary.
Even I, with military experience, can't help but shudder. 'I can't lose either.' Yuuna soon discovered a goblin village.
The number is... about twenty? [「Perception.Red」 activated]
[Goblin][D]
[Stupid subhuman monster. Weakest of the beast's followers] 'Is that one the boss?' [Goblin Foreman][D+]
[Leader who commands stupid subhuman monsters] "I'll handle that side. You can handle about 5 on the opposite side, right?"
"......" I've never done this.
But if I say I can't handle small monsters that don't even reach my waist. 「Aww~ That's okay, this noona will take care of everything so our Sanghyuk can just wait while sucking his thumb~?」 ......
Though that doesn't sound bad either.
I felt like I needed to show something. "I can do it."
"If it's hard, just stall for time. Probably... one minute should do it!" Ooh.
Yuuna charged out first. "Keak!?"
"Kekek!"
"Queek! Quee!" Just as I thought whether it was okay to draw attention like that at once.
Yuuna swung her sword wide and cut down the goblins before they could even approach.
I was surprised to see her scatter what looked like sword energy. 'An attack skill?' My eyes automatically read Yuuna's skill. [Surprise Slash]
[C-rank Attack Skill]
[Power C Range C First Strike +1] '...I want something like that too.' Come to think of it, I had something that could be called an attack skill too.
[Personality Excretion]
Should I test it? Seems like anything would be fine against these ugly monsters. "Dopita! Dopita!" Shik!
I threw a stone at the goblin group trying to flank Yuuna. "Keaak!"
"Kiek! Queek!"
"I'll be your opponent." After delivering one cool line, I take my stance.
The goblins bulged their eyes and each drew their blades. 'Oh?' Those sharp weapons might be a bit scary?
As I stepped back, the goblins charged forward with shouts.
Whatever! "Personality Excretion!!" [Personality Excretion activated] Take this, unprecedented attack skill!
「Personality Excretion」 Pueok!!
The goblin that took my kick collapsed and became unable to move. 'Oh. That's effective?' Was it a martial arts skill?
In that case! Even more actively! "Personality!! Excretion!" Puk!! "Personality! Excretion!" Puk! Puk! Puk!
I actively used 「Personality Excretion」 to take down goblins one by one.
One hit kills. Amazing destructive power. The goblins that seemed to collapse after taking one hit couldn't move, as if paralyzed. 'What? I'm pretty good?'

As expected of an attack skill from the Goddess, it works well.
......Though I'm not sure what this has to do with being an 'Onahole Collector'. [Acquired skill 『Become an Onahole!!』!]
[Acquired skill 『Onahole Touch』!]
[Acquired skill 『Onahole Inventory』!] ...Yuuna was right.
About growing fastest after talent awakening.
But they're all disturbing skills. 『Become an Onahole!!』Transforms target's personality or body into an onahole. Permanent unless dispelled
『Onahole Touch』Increases onahole's happiness (forcibly) with a gentle touch
『Onahole Inventory』Sub-inventory that can store infinite onaholes. Automatically maintains cleanliness and holes are always kept at optimal temperature. ......Hmm.
While I was quietly contemplating my onahole build utility skills trio,
Yuuna, having finished cleaning up the surroundings, walked over. "Kim Sanghyuk. Did you see? My awesome performance!"
"......Ah, yeah. I saw."
"Did you learn new skills? Wow. That really is fast. You might have talent."
"I have talent... the problem is that talent is Onahole Collector."
"Heheh......" My talent that had made her want to run away in embarrassment earlier
seemed to have settled into a comfortable humor code now. That's how important familiarity is. "Try using one. I'll be your test subject."
"That would be bad." Use 「Become an Onahole」 on you? I don't want to imagine what would happen. "Then on the goblins?" I like that even less......
But since they're expendable anyway, it might be worth testing.
That's when. Something rustled and moved under the grass, then rose up.
It was...... [Goblin's Excreted Personality]
[Goblin's Excreted Personality]
[Goblin's Excreted Personality] Something like slimes.

I've Become the Onahole Man of the Academy! (2)